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Fact: Chocolate comprises the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses could be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canines, parrots, horses, and cats.
This implies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't a instructed snack in your kitty-cat. i ponder what percentage cats have died due to this confusion.

Fact: the main germ-laden position in your rest room isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl--it's the handle.
The answer: Don't flush. allow the following man fear approximately it.

There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the proof that might frighten the bejeezus out of you. and due to this little gem a WC ebook, you'll by no means examine the realm an identical manner back, with out, er, dry heaving a bit bit.

From the sneaky fish that may swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, aggravating phenomena are all over the place we flip. academic, exciting, and undeniably frightening, this e-book isn't certain to assist you, um, visit the rest room, yet it's absolute to make a while there more...informed.

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Instead, take a tip from Manjiro Nakahama, a young Japanese fisherman who turned a desert island rescue into a lucrative opportunity for travel, education, and career advancement. In 1841, when he was about 14, Nakahama and several of his coworkers were wrecked on a tiny island far from home and eventually rescued by an American whaling ship. While the others elected to get dropped off at the nearest port, Nakahama asked to stay aboard and go to America. With the help of patrons, he enrolled in school, learned English, navigation, and barrel making, and went on to first join a whaling ship and then make a small fortune in the California Gold Rush before making his way back to Japan.

In 1984 and 1986, two lakes in a mountainous region of Cameroon, Africa, released carbon dioxide bubbles. The 1986 event ended up killing almost 2,000 people as well as countless animals and is estimated to have involved more than 300 million cubic feet of gas. Since then, geologists have identified only one other lake, also in Africa, where carbon dioxide buildup is a problem. However, Smithsonian magazine has recorded accounts of myths and legends from the area that suggest the bubbles are regular occurrences.

There you are, floating around the womb and minding your own business when, bam! You run smack into another just like you. Well, not just like you. But close enough to be a threat. The choice is yours: You can roll over and let yourself be born just another fraternal twin or you can stand up for your individuality and absorb that interloper. Naturally, you do the smart thing, and nine months later your parents take home one healthy baby. Then: DISCOVER THAT THEY AREN’T AS DEAD AS YOU THOUGHT YOU WILL NEED ◆ ◆ Like a horror-movie villain locked into a three-picture contract, your twin never really goes away.

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