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    Just promise to undress me when the script calls for it. 103 Pirate and wench? 104 Seventeenth-century king and his mistress? 105 French maid and naughty butler? 106 Master/mistress and slave? 107 Tarzan and Jane? 40 | 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 108 4:02 PM Page 41 Auditioning actor/actress and director? 109 Doctor and patient? 110 Cop and robber? 111 Vampire and victim? 112 Model and photographer? | 41 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 42 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 43 BE CARNALLY CREATIVE How far can our imaginations take us?

    59 If we went dancing and I got an erection, would you finish me off in a quiet corner? 60 What is the highest number of orgasms you’ve had in one sex romp? 61 How many do you wish I could give you? 24 | 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 25 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 26 PLAYING GAMES It’s true that men and women communicate on different wavelengths, but answer these questions and you two will be on the same bed sheet in no time. 62 Would you ever switch gender roles with me during sex?

    Can’t wait to have me until we get home? Would you ever take me in a dressing room to have sex? Will you go shopping for sexy lingerie with me? | 29 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 30 71 Would you like to just sit in bed, thumbing through a racy lingerie catalog, and pick out some outfits for a little visual stimulation? 72 Can we go to an XXX-rated store? 73 Would you be nervous or excited in a sex shop? Or a little bit of both? XXX 30 | X 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 31 269RedHot_reflow 12/22/06 4:02 PM Page 32 THE SOUNDS OF SEX The yelling.

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