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By H. E. Bates

Ma hankers for France, warmth. So all ten Larkins flee chilly rainy England in August. Son-in-law Charley teaches bon mots for his early life sunny beach, bursts beachballs despatched at his topless tanning Marriette. Air is stormy, tea vulnerable, nutrition difficult, burnt. Ma's bulk bursts chair. Host Mlle Dupont eyes Pa's bachelor passport and "milord's" monogrammed Rolls.

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The first CD pressed in the United States was Bruce Springsteen’s Born in the USA. The Grateful Dead were once called The Warlocks. The Mamas and Papas were once called The Mugwumps. The only member of the band ZZ Top to not have a beard has the last name Beard. There is a band named A Life-Threatening Buttocks Condition. The song with the longest title is “I’m a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with My Honolulu Mama Doin’ Those Beat-O, Beat-O Flat-On-My-Seat-O, Hirohito Blues,” written by Hoagy Carmichael.

Beetle from the comic strip Beetle Bailey and Lois from the comic strip Hi and Lois are brother and sister. Marmaduke the cartoon dog is a Great Dane. Of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all named after painters and/or sculptors, only Donatello does not come from the same time period as Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Raphael. S MEET THE FLINTSTONES Wilma Flintstone’s maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble’s was Betty Jean McBricker. The movie playing at the drive-in at the beginning of The Flintstones is called The Monster.

He weighed 230 pounds at the time of his death. Elvis failed his music class in school. Elvis never gave an encore. Elvis was once appointed Special Agent of the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs. According to Elvis’s autopsy, he had ten different drugs in his body at the time of his death. ” Jim Morrison of The Doors was the first rock star to be arrested onstage. T H AT ’ S E N T E R TA I N M E N T 35 Mr. Mojo Risin is an anagram for Jim Morrison. Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison were all twenty-seven years old when they died.

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