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By Noel Botham

From the creators of the number one big apple instances bestseller The publication of lifeless info comes one other enlightening, interesting, and eventually dead collection of trivia.

if you end up transfixed through the main trivial of trivialities, or mesmerized through the main minor of trivia, The lifeless details Society's most modern findings can fulfill your each desire. This wide-ranging assortment will fill each corner and cranny of your mind with info you'll absolutely by no means want, yet will take pleasure in studying anyway!

Did you know...

- that penguins can leap six toes out of the water?

- that everybody is color-blind at birth?

may you care to know...

- what the 1st meal eaten at the moon was?

- what kingdom beverages the main Coca-Cola? (Hint: It's no longer the United States.)

In 1995, a mystery society was once shaped comprising Britain's ultimate thinkers, writers, and artists to exchange and proportion in lifeless details (or, as founding member Keith Waterhouse, playwright and journalist, may have it, "totally bloody useless").

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Out in the middle of the desert, not a tree in sight. “Wait a minute,” I yelled. ” But apparently he couldn’t hear me. The music was very loud, and he was moving away from us at good speed. “Good riddance,” said my attorney. “We had a real freak on our hands. That boy made me nervous. ” He was still laughing. “Jesus,” he said. ” I opened the door and reeled around to the driver’s side. “Move over,” I said. “I’ll drive. ” “Shit, that’ll be hours,” said my attorney. ” “So are we,” I said. “Let’s turn around and drive back to the Polo Lounge,” he said.

Very tense. But the race didn’t start until nine, so we had to kill about three long hours in the casino next to the pits, and that’s where the trouble started. The bar opened at seven. There was also a “koffee & donut canteen” in the bunker, but those of us who had been up all night in places like the Circus-Circus were in no mood for coffee & donuts. We wanted strong drink. Our tempers were ugly and there were at least two hundred of us, so they opened the bar early. By eight-thirty there were big crowds around the crap-tables.

And, man, that’s all I needed to know. I tell you it’s wonderful to be here, man. I don’t give a damn who wins or loses. It’s just wonderful to be here with you people. . ” Nobody argued with him. We all understood. In some circles, the “Mint 400” is a far, far better thing than the Super Bowl, the Kentucky Derby and the Lower Oakland Roller Derby Finals all rolled into one. This race attracts a very special breed, and our man in the Harley T-shirt was clearly one of them. ” “Fast up with it,” I croaked.

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